Tree

Hello my name is Mr. Tree Allen but you can call me "Tree" for short. I'm 25 feet tall , I have a nice green afro, and my hobbies are standing still all day, watching what goes on around my block, growing fruit, and taking rain showers. I have a lot of little animals that that make me their home but they don't get to live here for free. They have to pay me rent if they want to stay on one of my branches. You could almost compare me to a hotel if you really think about it. Oh and that fruit that I grow isn't free either, if you're an animal you have to pay for that too. So you could say that I make a lot of commission of the little animals each year.

There are a couple disadvantages to being a big, tall tree though. Like birds always trying to poop on my hair. Or in the winter when it's so cold my hair starts to fall out. What really gets in my skin is when those little creepy crawlers try to live on me. I hate bugs with a passion. They are so disgusting, especially the dung beetles and cockroaches. They always leave a mess wherever they go. I also hate it when humans think that they can just steal my fruit from my branches. I've even heard that when they steal my fruit they try to sell it, isn't that illegal? What thieves! But the worst part about humans is when they decide to cut down and kill my other fellow tree friends. They are so cold blooded... I've seen many of my friends get chopped down at the hands of humans. I don't know why they haven't tried to cut me down yet... Maybe it's because my fruit is so good that they don't wanna get rid of me... I'm such a lucky tree.

But overall, being a tree isn't all that bad. I just get to chill out all day, and I don't have to worry about a thing. I have an easy job, and I'm so tall that I can see everything that goes on around me. I can be nosey and in to somebody else's business and they wouldn't even know. So I guess that I could say, I have it pretty easy as a tree.