Man look at that b****... oops I shouldn't say that... I just got outta church and hour ago. But look at her... Who does she think she is. I hate her so much. She can't even cook those damn chicken breasts the right way. Hmmm... I wonder wonder who she's even cooking for? Could it be... no I don't think she could get one that quick. I mean it's only been two weeks since we broke up. But anyways back to watching her attempt to cook.
Hold on! What was that? Are my eyes playing tricks or did I just see someone pull up in a black bmw? Waita second... I see someone getting out the car... is that her boss? What does he think he's doing here? hmm... Well I guess he's here to tell her about her promotion.. Honestly I don't think she deserves it butttt... I don't really care. Phew... for a second there I thought he was her new boyfriend... Just a little false alarm I guess.. Haha..
Okay, She just opened the door... he's walking towards ... She just hugged him. Huh? What the heck! Did she just kiss this dude? What is her problem.. It's barely been two weeks since we broke up and she's already smooching another guy! Well isn't she just a thot! I can't believe that I almost ended up marrying her.. in fact I don't even know why I wasted my time with her. She should feel ashamed.
It's alright though, because she has no clue that stole 10,000 bucks out of her bank account last week. She's about to be broke as hell... So in the end I'm the winner. I always win.. But before I leave I have another idea...
Alrighty then! They finally went in to the house. Let me get started before they come back out... There it is! Her brand new Ford Mustang GT. I kind of feel bad for doing this but.. OH WELL!
*SNAP-CRACKLE POP!!!
*5 minutes later...
Phew!! That wore me out but look at her car now. It's a masterpiece! Alright let me get outta here..
Hold on! What was that? Are my eyes playing tricks or did I just see someone pull up in a black bmw? Waita second... I see someone getting out the car... is that her boss? What does he think he's doing here? hmm... Well I guess he's here to tell her about her promotion.. Honestly I don't think she deserves it butttt... I don't really care. Phew... for a second there I thought he was her new boyfriend... Just a little false alarm I guess.. Haha..
Okay, She just opened the door... he's walking towards ... She just hugged him. Huh? What the heck! Did she just kiss this dude? What is her problem.. It's barely been two weeks since we broke up and she's already smooching another guy! Well isn't she just a thot! I can't believe that I almost ended up marrying her.. in fact I don't even know why I wasted my time with her. She should feel ashamed.
It's alright though, because she has no clue that stole 10,000 bucks out of her bank account last week. She's about to be broke as hell... So in the end I'm the winner. I always win.. But before I leave I have another idea...
Alrighty then! They finally went in to the house. Let me get started before they come back out... There it is! Her brand new Ford Mustang GT. I kind of feel bad for doing this but.. OH WELL!
*SNAP-CRACKLE POP!!!
*5 minutes later...
Phew!! That wore me out but look at her car now. It's a masterpiece! Alright let me get outta here..
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