Poisonous Dinner Date

Stan walked towards his dresser where he had left his iPhone. He picked up the sleek, vanilla white device and dialed a number into the touchscreen. The phone rung twice and then a feminine voice answered, "hello?" Stan nervously paused for a moment and then replied, "Hi Martha..How are ya? It's Stan.." Martha's voice rose with surprise as she responded, Oh.. Hey Stan! I'm doing good!" She chuckled for a second and then sarcastically said, "How may I be of assistance to you today sir?" Stan let out a nervous laugh and then said, "Well Martha.. I was wondering if you wanted to go this new restaurant I saw on 9th street the other day. How would you like that?"

Martha collected her thoughts for a moment. "Let me check my schedule for today real quick.." She replied as she grabbed her notepad from her dresser beside her bed. "Hmm.. I think I can go today! What time do you want to go?" She questioned him through the phone as his eyes lit up with excitement. "We can go at 8:00 tonight if you want." Stan replied as he checked his Twitter account. "Alrighty then!! See you there!" Martha replied cheerfully.

"Damn..My stomach kind of hurts now...." Stan belched as he took a sip of sprite. "Yeah me too.. I think we had to much to eat." Martha replied as she gradually began to feel drowsier and drowsier, until she finally passed out from food poisoning.